STARTS SATURDAY MARCH 8th & EVERY SATURDAY AFTER
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STARTS SATURDAY MARCH 8th & EVERY SATURDAY AFTER 〰️
Walk in. Dance out. Laugh throughout. | SATURDAYS 3- 6 PM
Che Tango!
Welcome to Che Tango!, the most laid-back, slightly ridiculous, and irresistibly charming Argentine Tango Practica in town. We dance, we snack, we sip mini beers like it’s 1955 in a forgotten tango bar somewhere between Buenos Aires and your Eastern European grandma’s kitchen.
The tables are dressed in red-checkered plastic, the air smells faintly of good cheese and kielbasa, and the beer flows from large bottles into tiny glasses - just as it should. Expect smooth tangos, clumsy tangos, giggly tangos, and maybe even a polka or two if we get carried away.
Come practice your embrace, argue about technique, and refuel with bread, pickles, and laughter. No pressure, just good old-fashioned fun and great company. And if you hear some unexpected neo-tango beats sneaking into the playlist… well, let’s call it a DJing accident and roll with it.
Shoes optional, socks welcome (after all, if you spell "socks" out loud, you get es-o-ke-es—>>> eso qué es? Exactly).
Good humor required. Bring your best tango face and your worst tango excuses.
👉 Bring your tango friends! The more, the merrier… or at least, the weirder.
📢 See you on the dance floor at Ultimate Tango!
🎟 PRICING:
💰 Entry: $15
👯♂️ Bring a Friend: $20 for both (both leaders or both followers - totally fine!)
🧦 Wear Ridiculous Socks: Get $2 off (One discount per person - no sock bribery loopholes!)
🎵 MUSIC BRIBES (a.k.a. DJ Ransom System)
💸 Tip $20 = Force the DJ to play traditional tango for 3 tandas.
💸 Tip $20 = Support the DJ’s "artistic freedom" (aka, neo-tango experiments) for 3 tandas.
👞 Shoes optional, socks encouraged.
😂 Good humor required.
🎭 Bring your best tango face and your worst tango excuses.